Third is that our suffering is trial by God to deem who is worthy of entering Heaven and achieving eternal salvation, which is a little bit of problem because that means that God is in some way causing all the suffering in the world, which sort of throws a wrench into the whole ‘he loves us unconditionally’ thing. all of humanity, now have to be punished for disobeying him. The second is that because Adam and Eve disobeyed God (we can explain that another time) and did the Original Sin, their children, i.e. First is that is The Devil’s fault, but then if God is so powerful He should be able to kick the Devil’s ass no problem, so that one kinda falls flat on its face. Basically the came up with four ideas, some more legitimate sounding than others. So that raises the question: If God is completely Omnipotent, and He loves us (or maybe just humans), even going so far as to create them Himself, why is there so much war, disease, and just plain old sin? That’s a problem the believers have been trying to answer for all time, because if they really believe that God loves them, there has to be some OTHER reason he’s letting them all suffer. Which means He SHOULD be able to do and fix anything, and no one can hide anything from Him. “So basically one of the things about God is that He is supposedly all knowing, all seeing, and all powerful. Psycho, teaching the rest of us in a lecture?” Celestia added. “I’m actually scared right now.” Luna commented. “Ok kiddies, sit down and let uncle Psycho tell ya the big problem with the three Abrahamic religions: Why is there Evil?” He began. “Ah’m confused, is God basically saying he intended for all the death and suffering in the world?” Applejack asked. “Yeah, that’s why I’ve kinda stayed away from religion… Well, one of the reasons, not counting all the nutjobs who try to use the Bible to justify being hateful bigots.” The Critic said. “Is it for them to die? Because if so, KILLER plan~!” “And what’s the plan for the starving children in.to-ho I don’t know, in “Name An African Country’?” Alucard asked. “Even when in front of a divine being he'll still be an ass.” Rainbow said slightly surprised. “I have a plan for everyone.” God replied. “Which set of prints were yours in the sand? The hand prints? The knee prints? OR the footprints behind THOSE!?” “Let me ask you something, ‘Yahweh’” Alucard started out. “That no good VARMINT of a man!” Applejack shouted, throwing her hat on the ground in rage as she caught on quickly. “Yeah, um… Remember back in episode four when Alucard said his favorite thing to kill was his own father? Well, um…” Halo trailed off. “Ten years of WHAT!?” Everypony yelled in shock, causing the personalities and young dragon to cover their ears from the shout. “It was the ten years of RAPE! Nailed it like the FUCKING Romans!” Alucard cut off with anger fueled in his tone. “It’s like a parent trying to get their child to talk.” Luna commented with a head tilt. “Yes.I want you to SAY it…” Alucard just stared at him with indignance. “Oh, fuck you! You’re omniscient, you already know.” Alucard replied. ![]() “What is the source of your anger, child?” God asked calmly, like a patient parent talking to a child throwing a fit. “YOU’VE got a problem with people using others for their own ends?! What, should I give you credit for the IDEA? IS THAT IT!?” “Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hold on.” Alucard laughed out then taking a deep breath. ![]() “I am forgiving your sins and releasing the damned souls you have imprisoned within you.” ![]() “Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? Hey, ey! Stop that! THOSE ARE MINE!” Alucard shouted acting as if it was his own property. “Hold that thought…” God said as it showed all the souls Alucard has collected started to be put aflamed by God as the blue fire burnt them. “Actually, I go by “Alucard” now.” the vampire stated. “Don’t jinx it.” Armor said shaking his head. “Wait.” Critic said holding his hand and then pointed at the “God.” THAT is suppose to be God? What, is Christ himself a pure white circle? Or maybe Satan is the same as god, but engulfed in flames!” “Oh, fuck me, he wasn’t kidding!” Alucard exclaimed as he sounded like he was adjusting to the pain. “Vlad Teppes of Wallachia.Son of the Dragon.the Impaler.” the voice said as it showed a light blue circle appearing. The flames started to change to a pure white background as a divine voice speaks. “For a guy that lived since the medieval era he has probably been through way worse.” Rage said. “How is he so casual about this?” Cadence asked surprised and shocked at his attitude. “This is a deep pain…” suddenly the veins went aflame in a deep blue color. “Ugh, shit, this hurts…!” Alucard thought, showing a more detailed close up.
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